Oh, how I love living in this house! All the things I get to see and experience in my university of choice.

So it's a typical night for me, I'm studying like a mad-woman, not really paying much attention to anything (other than my roomie's ventrillo) when I hear our neighbors (a sorority house) shrieking and ranting like someone just died. It just so happens that one of the shrieking sisters had just been sprayed by the local skunk. This skunk has been on campus before I enrolled, and really likes to raid trashcans... and it's trash night! So, needless to say the skunk was picking through their trash.
In the middle of all the screaming I hear "YOU SMELL LIKE A BUTT!" and I lost it. I'm not sure why I found it so funny, but I couldn't help it. They later tried to attack the poor skunk with a hammer and a flashlight, which resulted in more random screaming, running, and flailing on their part.
All in all, it was a good night, minus the smell....